To be fair, you’ll know it’s satire when it isn’t shit probably due to it being written 5 minutes before a deadline while nursing a hangover.

Very simple fact. Had Tony Stewart not killed him, Ward would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. See, anyone can do that.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUUUUUUCK *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH fuck you

Hahaha whyyyy is every last one of these motherfuckers so stupid?!

Lol what?

The fellating of Glickenhaus continues apace.

That’s not even true on any level. A Koenigsegg or a Pagani are better cars with better company management.

I bet you low key suck, too. I low key suck. Erryone suckin’.

Suck my fucking dick, nerd.

Suck my fucking dick, nerd.

She is so dreamy and I just imagine all the ways she enjoys simple pleasures and being humble and she’s probably friends with FKA Twigs and has read A Moveable Feast and I think she’s just great.

Ok.

I dunno. I was kidding.

Fucked up if true.

Hi, the engine is dogshit.

It seems weird that Nashville wouldn’t have a Super Speedway.

You can have both. This isn’t taking away existing racing.

Everyone knows this already.

Yes but I was kidding.

Cool, cool I feel you. It’s sort of low-rent, to be charitable. Like the little kid that wants to show you a magic trick except it’s just some dumb bullshit or in this case a guy saying look im a fancy food man while he gesticulates wildly and then does a pretty ordinary quarter inch slice against the grain on a…