batmanthehorse
Batman the Horse
batmanthehorse

I feel you. Maybe take a break from this nonsense. I’m going to as well.

Perhaps it is you who is un-chill.

B-b-but 500 Abarth? :(

You simply will not do better than this 2002 Jaguar XJR 100 R1. Pristine condition, comfort, performance, class, jAAAAAAAAGG!

Hahahah THIS is the problem you had with his work? That you think people are “saved,” let alone by this dreck, says a lot about you.

Oh so just your standard issue threats from Scientology and not “due the terms of her divorce settlement” as was stated in the article, gotcha.

I think the most recent one I can think of is the Alfa 4c? Alas, not a “normal” car.

Yea I’m sure she would adhere to a “contract” that had no teeth at all. Particularly if the idea of said “contract” was a media wet dream.

So there are thieves that can drive a manual, eh? In a very forced silver lining sort of way that is nice to know.

Can you even get a “normal” car without it anymore?

Oh yes the Katie Holmes Must Keep Her Relationship Secret Post-Nup story. If this were true it would be the most legally unenforcible thing that has ever been, signed in blood or not.

She’s a kid with a weird childhood perhaps you could chill.

BMW N63 and N62 eat more oil than this car.

Nope. Try Focus SE.

I thought he was saying “big league.” WTF?

It’s parody.

Yea getting paid for something I do for free would be pretty, pretty good.

We, the consumers, can blame them. Quite easily, in fact.

Don’t listen to them. These are wonderful cars and I always notice them.

“That’s a spicy meatball!”