Not impinging his success at all dude. Just noting everything about the guy screams “Man who cheers way too loudly at his son’s t-ball game and repeatedly invites you over to look at his remodeled kitchen.”

Women have been fucking themselves with all manner of do-dads since the dawn of time while we men have had to make do with our hands. But technology starts to even the playing field and you’re all, “Ew.”

“Ms. McHenry?”

Buddy you’re on a Gawker site. Minorities can do no wrong and cops are all criminals. Best quit while you’re ahead.

George Stephanopolous wonders what Morgan Freeman was doing sitting courtside at the game.

I imagine that the more damning part was the fact that he "made sexual comments or innuendos about female players and their relationships with their boyfriends," which in no way is related to the game.The "get horny for the puck" line is just such a bizarre thing to have said that it grabs the top spot.

Holy shit, did you see that guy's fucking name? Who names their kid Chaperone?

Just a reminder that all the facts in the Michael Brown case are supporting the policeman's version.

Eschewing money to take time off and enjoy the world always seems to make a lot of sense when it's other people's money that's being eschewed. Kinda funny how that works out, innit?

ummm...might wanna brush up on those critical reading skills there, ma'am.

Natural reaction for pro athletes when dealing with injured women.

"I've fallen, and well, I can get up, but instead of opting for conventional means of contacting emergency services, I will walk out onto my lawn in the pouring rain and scream until help arrives."

I think it's adorable she's still playing the role of victim... almost forgot about her. She couldn't have that happen!

So for the last month we've been bombarded with stories about athletes doing nothing but wrong things and behaving like assholes and this past week Keith Olbermann and the other losers who've never put on a jock in their lives spent most of their time shitting on the career of one of the few people in sports that…

As a native american I find this whole debate silly. IF you are uptight and have no life wouldn't priority #1 be the mascot "Sooners" aka people who cheated and stole Indian land before it was legally available? To me IF I had no life and was offended by silly things that seems much worse than "Redskins" but I can't…

That's one of the problems of present society. Without the use of a derogatory word, no factually accurate statement should be offensive. It is simply a descriptive word. Or are you suggesting there is something inherently negative about being dark skinned?

Whoa! Cam Newton just compared an African-American football player to a gorilla? Now he's going to have to sell his NBA team.

Vanderbilt's team name is the 'Commodores'. They used "Anchor Down", either to refer to the naval rank; or because "Three Times a Lady" wouldn't fit on the nameplate.

Pssst... Dude!... it's the 21st century.

I mean if the sign said "Bacon so good even Mohammed would have some" then I could see taking it down but otherwise no I can't see giving some Poindexter say over it.