Nice try, Chicago...

Maybe if we punish everyone who happens to share the nationality of a few stupid assholes, we can kill racism with irony.

Correction: The last time Robin was accosted by an idiot wearing less clothes than we would've liked, he got divorced a year later.

He found out about the soccer team's success right away. Unlike Benghazzi, the IRS and the VA.

Well they definitely fought for the freedom to miss jokes.

"Congratulations on your mediocrity."

Adam Richman thinks this guy should eat a bag of dicks. #thinspiration

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I really feel sorry for these people. All of whom were able to take off work, dress up in costumes and make-up, go see professional world cup soccer games, and have a generally bad ass time right up until the end.

Sometimes I wonder how that guy even finishes a round in a day because of how often he's improving his lies and blaming the bushes.

Check a golf course

[sees the Bulls grabbing someone by the horns]

So ... a jellyfish stung him on his tongue?

Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Meanwhile, Curtis Granderson will be paid $60m over the next four seasons including this one. The lesson here, kids: Play baseball.

Yes, but see, since racists used it, no one else can use it until the heat death of the universe.

confirmed by wikipedia:

Somebody really ought to inform these guys then: http://www.uncf.org/

As long as they are light-skinned and have no negro dialect (that is, until its useful), Harry Reid will support them entirely!