"Retired player who has never been there before..." uhhh, are you aware of Adam Oates' career, or am I misinterpreting the statement?

Didn't she run for president a few years back, under the pseudonym "John Kerry"?

What a waste of time. Eli only scans the cover letters and never reads the open letters.

"Those Stingrays just don't stop attacking!" - Steve Irwin

No idea, but I'm pretty sure Takashi winds up beating Danny Burke thanks to a drug that inhibits the effects of alcohol.*

If you knew anything about hunting, you'd know that these hunting safaris actually protect a lot of land/animals. People pay a sh%t ton of money to hunt in Africa, and that in turn allows the hunting concessions to serve as defacto national parks. Without the hunting dollars, you'd have the locals farming on the land…

Settle down, guys. Don't get all stressed over Syria. We're going to do the fighting and dying for you, again. No worries.

Was watching the match, and Williams was completely outmaneuvered and outlasted in the third set. It just goes to show that HGH can only take a man so far sometimes.

SNYDER: "No, wait — this time we got a REAL chief! And he's totally okay with the Redskins name! Just tell 'em, Chief!"

Being outspoken on important social issues is great, but acting like a child while you do it demeans the message. It's not entirely surprising that a guy that acts like a 12-year-old most of the time would wear thin on people.