Given that his name is an anagram for "De Nazi Zone" I would think playing for France and wearing the number '40-'44 would be a perfect fit.

I wonder how many guys on Swedish match.com just updated their ideal partner to "Single white mother of multi-racial children"?

He may be kind of a dick, but his team was able to get him at a substantial discount over Max Kellerman, and aside from the complete lack of Ian Kennedy stats, most people can't tell the difference.

@atastymint: I also heard that Not Me from Family Circle never owns up to any of the shit he pulls.

Like a bull in a Chinese-haters shop.

Hmmm. Should I flee the stadium to safety? Fuck it, that 90-pound kid seems to have a firm grasp of that rampaging bull's tail.

For Cromartie's next challenge, we'll ask him to list the names of the mothers of his children.

@CecilFieldersFriedChicken: Cause if there's one thing Hispanics respect, it's a barrier to entry.

The Birmingham News did a little legwork

@batmanjit: Imagine that with the strike-throughs in the right place and you get the point.

A man can build a thousand bridges put out a thousand fires and never be considered a bridge builder fire fighter, but if he sucks one cock leads one cheer, he'll forever be remembered as a cocksucker male cheerleader.

The Knicks have just announced that their focus this season will be clearing cap room to pave the way for Carmelo to sign with the Lakers.

The stoning of whores probably wasn't the common ground Obama was looking for in his plan to reach out to Muslims around the world.

Lollipop League All-Star.

Knowing he only had enough weed for the weekend, Donald left the UFC fight early when he overheard other patrons talking about a 6-year-old getting baked in the parking lot.

A clean catch with both feet in bounds ... she probably just moved to the top of the Raiders' draft board.

Who the hell enjoys a French cruller ... aren't they a punishment for being last to the box of donuts?