@no2pen: Was your Spanish teacher also the eastern seaboard? What a view.

Cable news networks, choose your slimy undersea prognosticators. Another election cycle is coming up fast.

Dear Karma,

"Chris Simms was busted for cruising around the West Village smoking endo"

It seems Canadians and Volunteers are struggling today with how to say goodbye to their beloved Beaver.

@UpstateUnderdog: You can't spell 'luscious piece of ass' without USC.

fag .. inman ... fag ... inman ...

"A-Rod has a new TRANNY to whom sportswriters can attribute his fortunes on the baseball diamond, Elaine SPORTSwood"

Tony Dungy, spiritual mentor to the fallen black overclass, to the rescue in three ... two ...

Alabama retort - "We only voted for Bush twice"

Does Assael have any idea how much knee strength and gluteal control are required to perform the triple-Lutz, double-Salchow combo without getting your blades entangled in the chiffon of your short-program costume? Surely this is not a sport for feeble homosexuals.

@Pete Gaines: To set the record straight, my name is Jonas (I'm carrying the whil.) As for Youppi, he wasn't qualified to polish BJ Birdie's beak ... but I know where you can find 75 women who will do it for a loonie.

Ok, Ok ... pretend like your posing for a pic with your wife and I'll get a shot of the girl who sat in the seagull shit.

Bowden's goal today is the same as Sterger's plastic surgeon ... to deflate the mountain(eer)s.

And this year's winner of the Roady's Beef O'Brady Bowl ...

The forward end of a glory hole.

I'll take "Pop Culture" for 400, Alex.

"The skates looked like black nurse shoes on wheels ..."

I can't wait to see the look on the disappointed Bills fans when they get to the stadium and learn that they're not allowed to tailgate in Toronto. Take solace Western New Yorkers, 500 ml (16 oz) cups of flat Coors Light are offered inside for a very reasonable C$17 (US$16.20).

11. Three input gal ... Ever gonna happen in my lifetime?