+5

+5 moments of silence for those poor hookers

CJK5H@SMU

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

I have what some might refer to as a “pathological hatred” of geese. I love this game more than anything since ‘Katamari Damacy’. 

I went with my son to GE West (Disneyland) and was wearing a subtle Star Wars shirt - it’s a polo with Jabba the Hutt instead of a little Izod alligator. Anyway, we were accosted by a First Order officer and he asked if we were with the Resistance. I explained no, I was here to represent the Hutt trading consortium…

I think they are encouraged to interact with guests, and the fact that we had put effort into trying to blend in probably made us viable targets. Non-costumed guests were invited to join our game but passed, so it wasn’t just that, but I think he suspected we’d want to play along. 

I literally got back from Orlando this morning, and spent a pretty decent amount of time at Galaxy’s Edge.

This last year, we had a magic themed cider bar open up in town. Magic themed decor, close up magicians, sleight of hand tricks, even a bathroom hidden behind a false bookcase (fitting an illusion theme). It does fucking gangbusters for business, with alot of its clientele being white women. So don’t discount a magic…

“Such is the plight of the author of a post recently highlighted by the depressingly essential @redditships Twitter account”

thank god the cops were there lol

Kirk ferentz winning on a walkoff punt miscue? You know someone is treating himself to the medium heat salsa tonight

Your concern is every bit as performative and virtue signalling as the Woke people you whine about.

Well the complaint includes text messages (ie -evidence, not simply accusations) showing that at the VERY LEAST he’s a huge fucking asshole who sexually assaulted her. Also, she “willingly went back to his house” after he exposed himself and masturbated on her, not after the forcible rape (unless you’re referring to…

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Trump: “I may have to go for an extra term.”

Why is the president talking about AIDS? STICK TO SPORTS!

Fan: Hey Trump great speech, really coherent!