sure, unless they’re reffing high school wrestling that day

Nothing says “I love my country” like crotch sweat in your flag pants.

What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

Republicans watch high school basketball too.

“Fear was not our reason”

Won’t somebody think of the (white) children?!?!

The team announced that they still plan on playing in the March Maga-ness tournament, though. 

I don’t think we should comment until we see the WHOLE game.

I’ve been a fan of William’s since his role on High Maintenance as the neurotic doomsday prepper.

it’s starting to fuck certain kinds of people up. 

Thank goodness for Merkley. He has been a watchdog snapping at Nielsen’s bloody little heels this whole time. I hope he catches her.

A couple of weeks ago, I was in Denver, waiting to hop on the train heading to California. Standing behind me in line was this middle-aged mom, whose son gave her a big hug and told her to have a safe trip, before leaving the line and heading (I presume) to his home. She fought back a few tears as he walked off, so I…

It’s one thing to pitch the rubes the base on there being a “crisis” despite low numbers of crossings. It’s entirely another to draw up plans to confront a problem you know doesn’t exist.

“Is a Serial-Killer Gang Murdering Young Men Across the U.S.?”
Just links to Purdue’s marketing page for OxyContin.

Why the fuck would they carry their prayer rugs all the way across the border and then abandon them when they’re already in America? The whole goddamn story makes no sense.

You accuse Deadspin of whoring for clicks and start off by mentioning how many stars you have. I infer things from this. 

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

She said this was nothing more than young people wearing “a bunch of red, white and blue, supporting their president.

Something that she nods to in the interview is poor legal representation. The standard for ineffective assistance of counsel is absurdly high: to have a winning ineffective assistance claim, the fuck-up has to be outcome determinative. In other words, if you “did it,” your lawyer can literally show up to court drunk…

I’m no good at identifying vehicles but good luck to everyone who is.