No orbit will be high enough when they RISE UP

Gamers need to be nuked from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Yes. These women are superstars.

That’s actually a pet peeve of mine: people that leave the factory protective plastic on things. I have a buddy that still has some around the frame of his TV which is particularly egregious. You’re literally staring at this every day! Have you no honor? Just remove the plastic people, it’s gonna be OK. 

THE MENTALIST! Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on CBS.

I would pay $5 to have you record a video telling Roger Goodell to fuck his fist

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Goodness. Spam is very elaborate and eloquent these days.

I will record any non-racist/non-hateful message the Deadspin commentariat wants for $5*. That’s two orders of magnitude less! Serious offers only**.

Oh, to live in a world where pearl clutching over Jimmy G. having dinner with an adult actress is actually the worst take. What a wonderful world that would be.

The poll Laura Loomer didn't want you to see 

Nothing from Marchman? 

It’s gotta be Lebron James’s Baseless Charge purely on the merits of this line

There is no legal way for a civil settlement to absolve a client of guilt. There could be a clause to prevent criminal charges from being filed but the only way he could be acquitted (absolved of guilt, as you put it) is if this case went to trial in a criminal court and he was found not guilty. 

Look, I know FSU sucks now, but go back to racist chants somewhere else instead of this.

Saying you dated Dwight Howard surely counts as an admission against interest, regardless of the money on the line, so you’ve gotta give it a little extra credence.

(whispering to you) The stuff in the posts Elije makes above? That IS evidence.

I mean, the claim is “evidence.” So are the instagram threads and multiple recordings. What exactly is it you want?

Elijé said reports that he was a transgender woman were wrong and that he is a man.

I salute your service, General Kelly. Don’t give up!