So let me get this straight....if I’m reading the sarcasm correctly, I’m supposed to conform to the predominant mindset around here, and shun the rest of the world outside of this region, or I’m the closed-minded one? Despite the fact that I’ve fully accepted the willingness of others to cherish their ignorance and…

Goddammit, Bikini Bottom is a right-to-work state you commie pinko bastard.

It definitely hasn’t gotten much press. I don’t recall it being on Jez either.

Exactly! That’s what I’m saying. People are victims regardless. Just like when people defend the alt right and say they’re just trolling and doing it for the lulz. At the end of the day, people are being terrorized regardless of motivation.

I know it’s par for the course but I’m so disgusted by this shit. When people said Obama wasn’t their president, he knew that his duty was to be the president to all people. When people say trump isn’t our president, it’s true, because he believes it to be true. He has no desire to bring people together. That’s why I…

Remember when we couldn’t elect Hillary because she was a hawk who would start wars?

He couldn’t find Guam on a map of Guam.

And might I suggest a nice dry gin with a quinine tonic water as your anesthetic of choice. It goes great with spiced meats, pickles, and so fucking many frustrated tears.

And I’m old enough to remember the 1st Cold War...this fucking sucks. If anyone wants me I’ll be drunk off my ass, trying to get between my girls…

• Before I tell you what I’m about to tell you, I want you to remember that North Korea is full of empty threats and wacky plans that it never follows through on. Ok? Ok. North Korean state media says the country is “seriously considering” firing nuclear missiles (that’s nuclear missiles plural!) at Guam. [CNBC]

Assuming nobody else gets involved when we start firing missiles.

But what about herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and a bunch of other STDs I can’t spell?

O-Live & co. on AmazonO-Live & co. on AmazonI grew up in a small Tuscan town in Italy, and we used to get our olive oil (as our wine) from the local cantina, in damigianas, and re-bottle them at home so OF COURSE I AM PREJUDICED.

O-Live & co. on AmazonO-Live & co. on AmazonI grew up in a small Tuscan town in Italy, and we used to get our olive…

This feels like a win-win.

I’m a little biased because the founders are friends of my family, but Lucero makes some great olive oils (and other stuff too, but olive oil is their specialty). They have quite a few different specialty and flavored oils, but the single variety EVOOs are where it’s at for me.

I’m a little biased because the founders are friends of my family, but Lucero makes some great olive oils (and other…

Okay folks so I *know* it’s gonna come up and I’ll just try to get ahead of it here:

A male feminist walks into a bar

Also, this.

I love you anyway.

He’s working through the “bend and snap” routine in his mind before attempting it for real.

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!