Hodor

I got “Can’t Resist Dumb Online Personality Quizzes.”

I don’t know how, but I got Hamburgler style.

Everybody knows Jill Ellis’ diary is just “longball it to Rapinoe, Morgan or Wambach”

“kick and run”? Surely the WWC would have no place for such a strategy. . .

Because they’ve mostly been watching the USWNT party like it’s 1999?

Sepp Blatter didn’t know who Alex Morgan was when he saw her at an event.

Because their coach has no respect from the players, and because Wambach was key in getting the last coach fired. She refused to play professionally over the last year, decided to train privately instead, and was still rewarded with a starting spot despite being easily worse than several younger players left off the…

Christen Press

It's not even that. Almost every time they are on the attack, the USA midfielders opt to give the ball into the box to Wambach rather than go towards the flanks or another (more) open attack. The reason that Alex Morgan scored the first goal was because the Colombia keeper was expecting her to cross to Wambach rather…

At least they got the second penalty in, although they had to change the taker.

Good God, Wambach had been terrible this entire World Cup. Forget missing the pen... In general she has been bad. And as I type this, she had been demoted and Lloyd is taking pens... And converts. Real question is, who replaces Rapino in the 1/4 finals?

This ref though-you get a card, you get a card, everybody gets a card!

Always a good choice wherever that’s an option!

For long trips, I’ve always been a fan of beef jerky myself. (It WILL go bad after awhile though)

Wendy’s - they push the fries when you order a combo, but you can get apple slices instead.

Good point, everyone’s dietary needs are different, so always keep your own needs in mind first when determining what is and isn’t “healthy.”

Does that mean that Hardee’s and Carl Jr’s hot dog hamburger with Lay’s potato chips is out of the question then?

Another Pro-Tip: For snacking, keep a lot of trail mix in the car. It doesn’t go bad...I bought a bag and left it in my car for about 2 years before I ate it. Still tasted great.

Thanks for this. I have a week of travel coming soon and this will come in handy.