I used to work at ModCloth, and this is EXACTLY what happened there, minus a book deal for the founder. Almost word for word.

Simply adding the velocities works, until you get close to the speed of light, at which point you have to invoke some Einsteinian bullshit.

Major “actually” and glasses adjustment here.

None, which is why it’s inevitable that Curry will turn out to be buying and selling Moldovan children on the deep web, or some shit like that.

My brain has been making crackling noises for 4 days now WebMD says I have AIDS pls help

Oh my gosh! What a lovely thing. Thank you for posting this!!!

This shit is so twisted and completely broken.

I have no words for the level of fucked this is.

Well, of the older members of the family. I feel sorry for the four adopted children, including the alleged victim. And, I mean, it sounds like at least two of the kids picked Rachel Dolezal as the family member to cling to. Imagine a family where the batshit pathological liar who pretends to be black seems like the…

Every time I read more about her I feel like I’m having a stroke.

I’m reading this article and her parents are now on CNN. I didn't intend to be doing that at the sametime. My mom has the TV on. I feel so overwhelmed and I hate everyone in this story. Everyone is terrible here. The only people I feel bad for are the poor kids caught in the middle of this mess.

I love it when they go full Dugger. Cover up skeevy hands like you just don’t care.

This whole lady’s life is really intriguing. Obligatory:

Her whole family seems a bit fucked, to be honest.

Wut. I can’t.

Always nice to see families getting along and not airing their dirty laundry in public.