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“Building a corporate empire by dicking over its drivers”? You mean “the machinery of capitalism is oiled by the blood of the workers.”

I used to work at ModCloth, and this is EXACTLY what happened there, minus a book deal for the founder. Almost word for word.

When can we get a hotpie POV chapter as well?

It would be 20 pages of Tormund laughing at his own jokes and reminiscing about fucking bears. Sign me up.

Must have been something he said.

Jon is dead. But because he is dead, he is also free from his oath to serve the Night’s Watch. So when he comes back he can do whatever he damn well pleases, like rule a kingdom.

Myrcella could actually survive (except for the prophesy) if she gets the antidote, but that is unlikely so I think she is dead. It makes sense that her final breath from the long-acting poison would not get shown — instead they take the shortcut of showing her killer drinking the antidote while the ship is shown so…

We can’t have a Tormund chapter for the same reason we can’t have a Varys chapter - he knows too much!

I’m not sure Myrcella is dead either. On one hand they took the time to film the flashback of Cersei being told that she’ll outlive all her children. On the other hand in the books Myrcella was mutilated and the poison may not kill her, but do the same to her. Also, if Myrcella were to die within sight of shore as she…

Tormund as a PoV character: It turns out that he really did have sex with a bear, but no one was there to witness it.

The Four Stages of Game of Thrones Character Deaths:

Stannis’s death was shown from his POV, and the POV stopped when he died. Did you want to see the camera roll around on the floor?

I did a search for “Scooby Doo Jon Snow” and came up with this. You’re welcome. :)

Seems a bit like a red Harrington. Er, herring.

Probably for this exact moment, when chopping off his hair implies that Jon is actually dead.

People are saying the pooling blood looks like a wolf’s head.

GRRM has accidentally referred to his plans and chapters for Jon Snow in the future tense in at least two interviews since Dance came out.