Man. Holly Hunter as Gary Busey just cracked my shit up. I listened to it TWICE.

I'd love to hear the Floppers and the We Hate Movies crew square off with their competing Crypt Keeper impressions.

Zoinks.

Yeah, I wish I had the source. Moore has made a career of adapting the characters of other writers - to great success I might add! - but he frequently presents himself as being the only person who really "understands" the stories, frequently including the original authors. Lovecraft didn't name the horrors his…

It was almost like he was deliberately writing the worst Garth Ennis parody he could manage.

That is precisely what they are.

I'd never dream of trying to dissuade someone from something they actually liked. You liked it, and that's good enough for me.

I'm fine with Neonomicon existing - I hated it, but whatever - but, it was Moore saying that it was what Lovecraft would have written if hadn't been confined by the limits of his medium at the time that made me shake my head. It has as much merit as a Lovecraft follow-up as any of the sex and gore-laden Mythos stories…

I still walk up behind coworkers when they're eating and accuse them of "Shoving la-zarn-ya in their face."

Man, those shirts were always a good indication of "Who owned a lot of actual cats."

Aw, man! Well, I hope the new movies have lightsabers and Jedis in them, or I'm going to be dis-ap-pointed.