“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

The front fell off.

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

huh, its showing as landscape on my Australian computer. It probably auto-rotated on yours due to the coriolis effect

You wouldn’t put a bicycle in the trunk without partially disassembling it first. A dead hooker is no different.

you must have a large trunk to fit a dead hooker and a meddling cop

Can we establish a rule that every SC430 is CP no matter what?

Buy why would they use the WORST MINIVAN EVER MADE?

That’s what she said

The Accord is the right answer. Its already “Jesus Approved”!

Anecdotal evidence suggests this is a feature removed from later models, but E30s also have turn signals.

I’m not crazy, but my LOW PRICES are!!!

Mostly thumbs.

Not sure if this is a popular opinion - but I like it quite a bit.

You should hear what my parents call me.

This hypermiling shit has gotten out of hand.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?