From Putin email to Xi Jinping...

Wow, Trump is making ZTE buy US parts? The same parts they were banned from buying, which rendered them unable to operate? He really is quite a deal maker.

you sound triggered by the president’s shitty listicle. do you need a kleenex?

Sweet fuckin’ christ, we’re a nation of abject morons...

What bothers me here is that Russia didn’t need to hack anything. They could have just asked Trump.

Does that mean Mozilla will start shaming themselves?

If you put $5,000 into a humor detector on January 1, 2017, then you’d be able to comprehend the meaning behind my comment today. Have fun with that knowledge.

Bitcoin isn’t real?

The moral of the story here is the get rich quick structure. Find an industry that you can disrupt by creating a gig economy and collect an exorbitant agency fee* for bringing contractor and customer together.

So basically Instacart is trying to get in on the Uber business model. I still use regular taxis and F—- Instacart.

Hi! I’m John Kelly. I’m such a good chief of staff that I don’t read my boss’s directives or memos. I know he’s got the brain of a turnip, so I just go about advancing the cause of white supremacy, because some very fine people wanted to maintain a Christian theocracy and some mean people up North wouldn’t compromise…

All it means is that the car is financed. Fairly common circumstance I’d say.

1) Undocumented immigration is not a criminal offense.

Here’s some advice for you:

Please do not breed. You have nothing to offer the human race.

....said a beer that is probably not a good guy...

A job you no longer have.

It wouldn’t have happened because Ajit Pai wouldn’t be the asshat in charge of the FCC.

Because that carrier works ONLY in that small area and unlike Verizon, didn’t advertise nationwide coverage and unlimited data. These tiny regional carriers don’t get huge amounts of federal money so they tend to have crappy, expensive service. While Verizon is the big dog and negotiates contracts to pay (small) fees…