Look at all those bots. Buying tickets, getting human bodies. Just to boo him. How far the wokes are willing to go....

Elon has made clear he believes all his supporters are real people and all his opponents are bots. No amount of evidence will convince him otherwise. 

HAHAHAHAHA. What in fuck did he think was going to happen. Musk is nowhere near as popular IRL as he thinks he is online. Admittedly thats because the army of Musk stan bots don't exist IRL but you'd have thought he'd have worked that out by now.

Let’s be honest with ourselves here: Elon pisses off most everyone now and again, except for a tiny minority who are Musk stans.

Has time and talent to build foolproof basketball hoop. Has not finished installing his windows.

Living on Mars is going to suck. The trip out west sucked too. And you had to sell much of your earthly possessions to put together the resources for a viable wagon and ox setup to get there. But people did it, because people like to go new places even if half of your family dies of Dysentery on the way there. And…

If you plan to end your career with joke, please make sure it’s clever at least.

Unsafe - yes. Likely a manual transmission. (Lewis26 gets the credit.) For a while I had jumper because the clutch-pedal cutout for the starter failed (the switch closes when the clutch is pushed) and I forgot to push the clutch all the way when starting. Quite an exciting lurch and was lucky that no one was close. It…

I've never even heard of a Category 5 shitstorm before!

Hand held for me - I’ve installed four now. Always go for the ones with the best hardware. Brass couplings and stainless hoses! The first one was plastic. I RAN upstairs when I heard water running. Busted hose.

Hand held for me - I’ve installed four now. Always go for the ones with the best hardware. Brass couplings and…

Read the article again.  

You try too hard for a troll, you have to admit. 

You forgot -all around asshole

“Alright as the new Director of the DEA I am appointing staffers Cheech, Chong, Joe Rogan, and the "science, bitch!" guy from Breaking Bad. Any questions? "

Remember to remind those that sat out in 2016 (or made the non decision of voting for irrelevant third party candidate) - not voting has consequences too.

“For non-Black people, the word should not be spoken as there is almost no context in which it is appropriate or constructive (even when singing a song or reading a script).”

Rubik’s cube in 40 some odd hours. How long was your job training? Why do you think a robot won’t be doing your job in the next 15 years?

I actually am. But a bullshit project done only to clown a professor is beyond childish.

Wow, imagine if he had put all that time and effort into actually learning about another country’s culture and history instead of making one on a fictional country to make his teacher look like an asshole.

Don’t blame the phone. You’re not holding it right.