I love the tag for this post. Well done.

Seeing how many grapes you can stuff into your mouth at once doesn’t make you a food scientist.

There is actual context to the shrimp study and the money didn’t even all go to that part of the project. You said you were a good scientist, but did you did deeper into this or just give up after a headline?

What’s wrong with shrimp on a treadmill? Researching how ocean warming and pollution will affect shrimp and thus commercial shrimp fisheries seems perfectly reasonable to me.

Yeah, I don’t think idiots like you should be dictating to any scientist what does or doesn’t constitute worthwhile research. Leave the intelligent things to the intelligent people, moron.

Mandarin or Cantonese may become the world standard before English does.

I see that your type of “logic” is why America lost the election.

No. Just because you’re too fucking lazy to learn another language does not put the onus on the rest of the world to learn yours.

The zombies are the least interesting part.

No one’s lying, they’re just presenting alternative facts.

Sarah Palin will not only take back her apology, she will deny she ever made it.

Hahahahahaha. Please go back to your cave

Sure, but they won’t work because he’ll have a typo in them.

That would be fine if he were speaking as Donald Trump, private citizen. “I had cold leftover KFC for breakfast because I, Donald Trump, love me some greasy fast food,” is speaking as a private citizen.

So you are suggesting he use private servers then?

It’s a matter of time before he tweets the nuclear codes.

Absolutely! He should maybe set up a private email server, too!

Thank you for helping make my point. You heard one criticism of, “America! America! America!” and decided to go on some big tirade against me, scouring the Internet for links to criticize Trudeau.

Do you need a separate login for the strawman, or do you just share the account?