This is the author’s twitter page. No joke.

“Today, a woman named Alana Hope Levinson, a “journalist” with around 30 readers, decided it was time for her to voice her concern that people are “ruining her experiences” without consultation from the rest of the internet (it wasn’t time and will never be time)“

FTFY

Sorry Alana, but you don’t have any more of a right…

1. Most Americans voted for Hillary. The electoral college voted in Trump.

Sorry, you frankly don’t know what you are talking about. At its foundation, 100% of the states were coastal states, and had zippo to do with why the Electoral College was instated. Its reason for existence is basically to keep the electorate from being shmoozed into electing a bad leader because they could override…

No.

You mean returned the money we froze from Iran in 1979 and have been collecting interest on for 36 years. Grow up and learn to read.

Hi Sam, how’re the kids?