Here’s what the headline should have been:

That’s good!

But it comes with a free frogurt.

A reboot wouldn’t need Richardson, because it’s obvious that at least some time in the intervening 25 years, Jill Taylor 100% would have wised up and left her asshat of a husband. Tim Taylor in 2024 is definitely a divorced sad dad living bitterly alone, unable to grasp how his current state of a affairs is a direct…

He was a jailhouse snitch, being a rat is bad enough but now he’s Mr. Moral Majority, and there are several accounts of him being a terrible person and terrible to work with, particularly to women, so which of those do you want to pick?

*perplexed grunting noise*

I love that there are people on this planet who have thoroughly digested all 8 seasons of fucking Home Improvement and want to continue the adventure.

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

The scribes at The National Archives say it bears a terrible curse!

We should never have let her anywhere near James Madison’s flute!

 She should’ve just apologized and paid half of what she’s paying her lawyers to the dancers.

The Idea Of You star doesn’t know if Nolan was aware of the hate and consciously “backing” her when he brought her on Interstellar

I’m just going to assume, for the sake of not bashing my head against a wall, that you aren’t saying we should hate Anne Hathaway because you found an episode of Between Two Ferns she was on “cringe.”

In the immortal words of Norm MacDonald:

Why couldn’t she just tell him she liked crepes?

Even at the time I never understood what everyone hated about her.  It was all nothing but juvenile meanness and never made sense.  She’s never had any scandal or anything that would indicate she was a bad person; she didn’t deserve that.

literally ! i can’t exactly remember what i was doing - i think i was in the middle of a fight? - but suddenly all the haptics and vibrations in my dualsense just died. the controller itself worked fine. but i tried a different game? still dead. i closed and reopened rise of the ronin? still dead. i even restarted…

reminder that this website sucks:

To be fair, even the Sneakers characters had their own share of dorkitude and fucking around on the job.

Yep, she was the creative director and writer on the original Uncharted trilogy. She was also the director on Jak 3. And she directed and wrote the Soul Reaver series, after being a designer on the original Legacy of Kain.