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The first one is a 90's silly blockbuster classic, the new one looks like shit and really should have been about Jonas being resurrected in a cyborg suit.

I knew it was gonna popular - I loved the original as I’m sure many others did — but that it’s on pace to finish as one of the top-5 highest grossing films in the US ever, I don’t think anyone saw that coming; heck, I think Pixar and Disney would’ve been happy with $429 million US in its entire run, never mind 15 days

I know Aspyr doesn’t like to touch some gameplay elements to preserve the original experience but they gotta do something about the game’s camera, one of the absolute worst of any PS2 game and single handedly sinks a pretty cool idea.

It...actually kinda was a hit?

Me too. Enjoyed her in That 70's Show and her Friends guest run

I for one welcome our new princess of darkness

Yeah, Blue Bayou I have done just the once, but hey, food was terrific.

Finally, as I wrote this review, I noticed that the initial Rotten Tomatoes score for the movie is pretty high. I’m firmly in the minority here, which I’m happy about. I’m always optimistic about movies and am ecstatic that other people connect to or enjoy things even when I don’t”

SHREK IS BACK BABY! WHADDYA DOIN IN MY SWAUMP

It’s like people complaining about athletes taking a progressive political stance while going gaga over a stadium jacking off into the flag before every sportsball game

I just got a $500 payout from an EA settlement with freelancers over an issue I wasn't even a part of, so FREE CASH!

Compare all the recent Disney/Pixar struggles with their non franchise films compared to the big Universal animated hits last few years: Minions 2 (duh), The Bad Guys (based on book series), Puss in Boots 2 (Shrek-verse), and Mario (a few kids and adults might know who he is). Despicable Me 4 is gonna post a stupidly

Yep. Frozen 3 is gonna make ALL the money too and wipe away the hard feelings over the bombings of Wish and Strange World for Disney Animation.

He weaponized his whiny Anakin bit so well

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Rosario Dawson and Hayden Christensen met long before they crossed paths in Star Wars; though their careers have been mostly divergent (her breakout was 1995's Kids; his was 2002's Attack of the Clones), they attended the same NYC drama school as teens.

That’s what I’m saying, it was made in the “suits overlooking every element for their multiversal IP” era and somehow came out like it was on a double bill with Catwoman. Usually when we get bad superhero movies today, SOMETHING is competent — effects, actors, a premise or idea, etc — and here’s a movie that basically

“I’d argue it’s a bit of a disappointment to me that so many people will accept trash. Too many movies’ badness is written off as being ok because it’s “just a popcorn/action/whatever” movie. You can still tell a good, cohesive story even if it involves blowing things up.”

It’s ok to be a bad movie if you’re a memorably bad movie. We need those for a good laugh.