Asshoe is too kind, he’s a legitimate sociopath.

Ron Howard narrating: "They were not."

Oh god. The dreaded Capcom Test (TM).

More Rival Schools, cowards.

I went to the one in San Francisco, and yeah, we were just a little excited for a certain vocal track that came from a certain SF-inspired SA2 stage

Yep, it’s buttrock, something Sega cornered going all the way back to Daytona

These people are gonna look back on their lives in the twilight of their days, see the amount of lifelong energy spent on something as stupid as console war tribalism, and feel the regret upon the realization you can’t take any of that with you.

“Tell me something, Maria....you ever daaaaaance with the deviiiiiil by the paaaale moooooonliiiiight?”

I’m actually curious to try this out to see how well it’s executed. I haven’t played Apex since I finished freelancing with their production of their esports league.

Hell, even when I was a daily player in OW1 and it was my favorite current game at the time, it was still frustrating never knowing the whys of my ranking movement.

You either die a hero or live long enough to make DC's version of Marvel's Avengers.

That’s it. My kid plays so much Fortnite that there’s no room in his heart (or his spare time) to do another live service investment

“What kind of human garbage”

I don’t give a shit, I love these fucking ads.

Yeah, Soccer was my favorite

One of my favorite things about Generations is making a couple of standout levels (Crisis City and Rooftop Run) from pretty bad Sonic games.

All he needed was a sentence

I absolutely would not hate that! What a full circle moment that would be considering Revenge of the Sith and Shadow's solo game came out the same year.

Also, I don't want Kojima to make something not-bonkers. He's special specifically because of the bonkers-ness. May he never stop the bonkers.

I hope this is 60fps (it SHOULD be but you never know...); I’ve only played the PS3 version capped at 30, so I’ve only had “face pressed at the shop window” experience at 60fps Generations, which looks wonderful.