I had a friend who did shrooms OFTEN as a college freshman and she’s now a big shot real estate agent in Hawaii.

I’M IN YO FACE

Any movie that makes fun of Matchbox 20 *and* Zack Snyder fans is an automatic thumbs up

IT’S AN ANALOGY!

The real Force of Star Wars:

Now with 30% more poorly-sound-mixed dialogue! 

Hey, finally a medium where he can win as The Guy! 

“staying home”

Finally, CoD diehards can take out all their frustrations on women!

“My mother said, ‘Patty, I just don’t want you to wake up at 50 and be unhappy,’” the actor said on Table for Two. “I woke up at 50 in stilettos and a thong.”

Yeah it was an absolutely PERFECT selection

If I read the story right, he’s actually not voicing the character in Wonder, or Wario in his next game

Every time I hear about this game, it just makes me think “You know what was a great game everyone slept on? Stubbs The Zombie.”

Hell, I still have the original VHS releases, the Special Edition releases, AND the widescreen Special Edition releases of the Star Wars Trilogy. 

PSA that if you have a local AMC theater, absolutely jump on AMC A-List if you want to go to movies without donating a kidney. It was pretty neato to double bill Blue Beetle and Barbie this weekend for what was already folded into the $20ish/mo. subscription (esp. since in San Francisco, a single ticket for any format…

Having to study up for a show like:

Hahaha

You either die a hero or live long enough to become Abe Simpson yelling at clouds.