My only interaction with free sample handlers is when they don’t want any samples taken until they’ve completely loaded the tray

In case you haven’t ever beheld A Goofy Movie, Powerline was basically an anthropomorphic canine amalgamation of Michael Jackson, Prince, David Bowie, and Bobby Brown

And also, no matter what some armchair fans will tell you, coaches sometimes prefer their players to NOT beat themselves up and wallow in sorrow, that it doesn’t do anything to actually fix any problems at hand. Basically, coaches want you to take yourself off a cross, build a bridge with the wood, and get over it for…

Yeah this is a transition period between the old guard and the new, so I think if there was a chance of the USWNT to get got in a World Cup, it’s definitely this one as they still try to gel and solidify themselves.

Oh no, this influencer looks unhappy! He’s been using Brand Xxxxxx.....

They may be more annoying than the manbaby himself. Someone tell those folks no matter how much they suck his baby dick in comment threads, he ain’t coming over to return the favor.

I don’t know if it’s applied across the board in all regions or restaurants, but DoorDash does now put a thing on ghost kitchen homepages if they are an extension of an existing place like Denny’s

Elon's anti-LGBT so I don't think he'd mind if we deadnamed his platform and keep calling it Twitter

Yeah, my mom loves Marvel stuff but not a person who follows movie developments online, so she was blindsided by the To Be Continued card at the end of the movie and send a big OMG WHAT?! text to me coming out of the movie.

And hasn’t had a good movie since 1989?

Yeah, if he’s looking for tech bros to suck him off, he needs to go at least 30 miles to the south from here. 

This one hurts. Big part of my childhood and then some.

I’m really excited about this that I haven’t been to the other D+ MCU shows and it’s the air of unpredictability and visual design. Before even starting something like Secret Invasion, I knew what I was in for. With Loki, whose entry is still head and shoulders above the others, it has a level of intrigue that clicks…

They sound simple, but turning off the startup beep and being able to turn on a second controller without needing to go through the guest login menu would be TREMENDOUS.

Yeah, I love the M:I series but I’ve been itching to see Barbie more just from all the buzz and enthusiasm. After 27 years, I kinda know what I’m getting into with Ethan Hunt.

Between that and Avatar: TWOW, I think some Gizmodoverse prognosticators need to get their box office crystal balls fixed.

Yeah there’s something specifically about being a family-friendly “spooky” movie and its concept that feels more tailored to a Halloween-time release than more traditional horror movies that can feed adult genre fans at any time. And Disney knows this — Hocus Pocus flopped in Summer 1993, and when ABC Family/Freeform…

It’s not always about the money (Shpider-Man), it’s that both movies held onto over half their audience, which is a SENSATIONAL mark for both movies with their opening tallies. A lot of movies can open big, but when you open big and hold, you are having incredible word of mouth. And when two movies are doing it…

It’s not good and holy crap why did the old regime greenlight a $150 million Haunted Mansion movie, then put it in JULY...but I will say I expect Haunted Mansion to open worse in light of the competition.