HTM for guitars, New Jack for smashing southern white crowds:

You thought the lightning minigame in FFX was tough, wait till the one here where you have to break 6,000 guitars as Jeff Jarrett in hopes of drawing a single dime 

I might be the only person in the theater that weekend, but damn right I'm gonna show up for a Latino superhero. 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

Even if I was a famous actor, I don’t know if there’s enough zeroes on a check to have me summon the stones to climb up and run down the outside of the tallest skyscraper in the world as he did.

I had roommates until I was 30. Some people don’t like an empty nest, so I had several friends in my 20s go “Hey, I need a roommate and you need a place to live, let’s just room together and go in on rent to save money”

And who”wants” or “needs” something for it to exist? As a mid-30s something, I didn't "want" or "need" a Paddington movie, but I'm happy they do cause they're great! And let's not forget the years of io9 folks going "wHo asKeD fOr aVaTAr 2" before making the kind of money only Zack Snyder can dream of (preferably a…

“No one's gonna fucking notice!"

Tales is wonderful. I don’t even like the mainline Borderlands games and thought Tales was hysterical with an immensely likeable starring quartet and charming supporting cast.

Keep in mind that this movie is primarily based on the original Borderlands game, which doesn’t have the most complex or hard-to-tell story. So why nearly a dozen writers have been brought in to help poke and prod at the movie’s script, I have no idea

I think we'd make an exception for turning right onto Market if it meant we could open up a bigger carcass parade route.

Well yeah, we already saw at WrestleMania this year how unsafe Prime is.

The Office was only a mid-tier hit when it aired, never averaging more than 10 million viewers or finishing annually in the Nielsen Top 30 (finishing behind even short-lived shows like Samantha Who, Shark, and Eleventh Hour). It was a show that caught on with its memes and quotables, but never truly blew up into an IP…

Yes. I would love to play a remaster of the original or War of the Lions on a modern console without having to dust off my PS3 or PSP, even with over a thousand hours sunk into them in my lifetime.

This is a better comment than the number of stars you’ve been given!

Just to really hone in on its word-of-mouth legs, Flash and Elemental opened on the same weekend, with Flash nearly doubling Elemental’s opening weekend tally (THAT’S how bad Elemental opened)

I can’t wait for Ben Reilly to meet Spider Noir in the next Spider Verse movie

Hopefully, streaming will get some stragglers who missed it in theaters to come out of their SHELL

Love 1 and 4-through-7

It really, really is!