You know who else completely ignores any emotion or utterance that doesn’t fit the narrow ideas of what their world should be like?

I love the idea of Demi Moore and Ed Helms being a couple! According to the headline: 44 is age appropriate for 55 year old Demi. If that’s the case, then me dating men in their 30’s is age appropriate since I’m in my 40’s? Hot damn, now I just need to stop dating men in their 20’s and move it up to 30’s. I gotta work…

The Maria Sharapova pic makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Please take it down. 

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it. 

Good luck in your sobriety, sending you hugs, good thoughts and vibes

I really thought that was some teenager before I read the caption. What’s amazing is that she looks totally normal — not “worked on” or anything. Not “good for her age” either. I mean, a teenager would feel great if she looked that good.

I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

I’m an (I’m told) young-looking 32, and she looks younger than me in that picture.

The top is lovely, but the jeans are too mumsy and the shoes are uglier than homemade soup.

FUCK YOU JLO YOU MAKE ME SICK

This is exactly why I cross the sidewalk to avoid the Scientology guy when he’s outside their command-center handing out pamphlets.

I think about this too every time I walk pass the Scientology Center near my house.

If you were talking about a singular, non-proper name orange, then yes, it would be “la naranja”. But since they are referring to a specific person who identifies as male and happens to be orange, you would say “El Naranja”.

Every single time I am at TJ Maxx or Nordstrom Rack and I reach for something and then realize it’s Ivanka’s brand, I instantly recoil and shudder.

waiting 6 yrs to figure out if you should marry is odd to me [the person who married her husband of 25 yrs after 2 weeks].

Yeah this is really cute.

Two things.

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

“We don’t know if this was racist”

Everything in America is racially motivated. Everything in American history is racially motivated. If the races were reversed, the killer wouldn’t have been arrested “without incident”. Faux News and the rest of the mainstream White supremacist media would have been blaring this story 24/7 and White people’s president…