That’s the choice I was looking for. Ugly. I never thought I’d use that word for a ring with two big diamonds, but they look bad together.

We think it’s ugly. 

I've given birth. It's not beautiful. It's kinda cool, but not beautiful

Why doesn’t the whole fucking world (especially the U.S.) just admit that women’s lives just don’t mean shit. I am so tired of this “women’s healthcare has never been better” bullshit. Even if you have a dire disease shared by males, you might as well start planning for “the end” because males will always get the…

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.

I think it’s cool that he believes that he should take some time to learn about government and policy before running for president.

Being royal sounds genuinely miserable. Is she allowed to do anything other than smile and wave? 

“overstate the shock and horror we feel and the difficulty we have believing that my niece Dee Dee Warwick (Dionne’s sister) molested two of my three children.”

“When I was away they did not stay with four or five different families; they stayed at home where their longtime babysitter, Phyllis, or my dear friend Bae or their father took care of them.”

I HATE the phrase “catch-and-release.” It’s dehumanizing, you catch and release a trout. 

My heart breaks for these kids and for their mothers and their fathers who have to deal with this.

Just wanted to say that I am so sorry and thank you for sharing this. 

Damn. My heart goes out to you and your family. I honestly don’t know if there could have been a less heart-rending resolution to all of this.

I’ve worked in law enforcement for 20 years. Sadly, many parents aren’t like you.  For what it is worth, great job. You took action immediately. This isn’t your fault, or hers.  I’m so sorry. 

Thanks for sharing this, I’m sure most of us would have no idea what to do if this happened to us or a family member.

I’ve had sex with both men and women, and for me, oral has almost always been better with a woman. But for a good deep dickin’, give me a man any day.

These ladies always look so flawless, and all I can think about is how e x h a u s t i n g that would be all the time. Lord above. 

Jezebel is not shutting down!! We are extremely depressed about our colleagues leaving and it’s been a shitty AF week and so we’re in mourning for a little bit. But perhaps unfortunately for you guys, you’re stuck with the rest of us til the wheels fall off. :) <3 Let’s all stay strong together. 

I did not realize that Paul Ryan was a catholic and I’m sickened at the thought.

We’ve already failed the “what would you do if you were alive in Germany when the Nazi’s were coming to power test.” That lady that climbed the Statue of Liberty passes, but the rest of us fail.