I also live in SoCal and across the street from a park. People feel the need to shoot them off at 2am for a week before and after every holiday. It’s hard to sleep and occasionally, they accidentally light a tree on fire.

So many things. Same parent loudly discussed the Las Vegas shooting on the playground when it happened. 

Thank you for what you do. It must be soul-crushing, but you’re the best chance for those babies and they’re lucky to have you.

I have a four year old. He’s adorable and sometimes infuriating and doesn’t understand that animation isn’t real life. Another parent at school threatened (yes, threatened, not explained) that if the kids were bad, the government would put them in cages just like the “immigrant kids.” His terror was palpable. I cannot…

Okay, so today they screwed the farmers, cut Medicare/Medicaid, dipped into Social Security, and as people start to unravel the EO, we see that it creates a hanging loop where MAGAt number 1 wants to make it impossible for anyone to seek asylum. I feel like the jacket was an intentional distraction. Talk about this,…

Yes. I work in the industry. Everyone knew about it before she did. It was awful.

I agree that the history of the name is wildly different, I’m referring to our usage of someone’s name as an insult.

Here’s my issue with this. He is 100% a racist asshole Keebler elf, but he didn’t name himself. How much did it drive you crazy when the ultra right wingers kept calling Obama by his full name, Barack Hussein Obama? His name isn’t the issue. People can grow into good humans from terrible people, this one just chose…

Nah. He’s trying to outrun the dirtbag cheating image he now has in Hwood. That’s why all the God stuff lately. If he gets his pic taken at church enough, we won’t remember he’s a lying, cheating a-hole.

I mean, he relentlessly cheated on Anna Faris and has become a complete douchebag, but... Yeah, there are worse people.

It’s one of my worst fears as well. We live in a townhouse-style condo with one pool to the whole place and while my husband keeps wanting to move up to a house, everywhere out here has pools. Every single open house we’ve gone to. I worry I’d never sleep. I get freaked out enough when our neighbors don’t close the…

I said that too, but they WOULD bond over food. Between Liz and Leslie, they could buy out JJ’s Diner and drown in waffles.

I can’t either. I have two and I adore them. Part of me wants to adopt a third but two is so hard I think it might be a terrible idea. Fourteen sounds like hell on earth. I don’t even like birthday parties with fourteen kids.

I’ve done it twice and I can’t fathom doing it again, even kinda wanting a third kid.

Of course they’re not shocked. I don’t believe at all that she got fired for that one tweet. They courted Cult45 using Roseanne as a racist dog whistle and when she got 18 million viewers, they were smug and happy. When it turned out the first few weeks were curiosity/nostalgia views, they regretted the early season 2…

I’m so excited to watch it!

My husband and I are going to watch the “Cord and Tish” (Will Ferrel and Molly Shannon) HBO coverage tomorrow night with some wine. It seems like the perfect synergy of our sarcasm and our inexplicable desire to watch this wedding anyway.

We need to stop reporting this dog-and-pony show of “he’s preparing.” He is NEVER going to sit down with Mueller. His lawyers say this to make it sound like he’s innocent and cooperating, but they’ll seize on anything from a rainy day to an FBI agent needing a day off for a sick kid to say that he can’t come/the FBI…

Do we have the same family? I did agree to let my mostly absent father walk me down the aisle and they’ve never stopped talking about it - to other people, never to my face. That I “used” them to look like I had family. Never mind that they insisted (I did NOT ask), they contributed zero dollars (again, I didn’t…

Even if their relationship isn’t close, even if she wasn’t thrilled with having him walk her down the aisle, this has to hurt. A part of you is always that rejected little girl who wants to believe her parents aren’t complete and total assholes. The fact that this is happening on a world stage also adds humiliation to…