My image focused, “Karen” of a sister stole one of my teenage son’s Christmas presents at my parents’ Christmas Eve gathering. He was in that awkward, angsty stage and this really bothered him. She thought it was super funny and refused to return it, even when I quietly took her aside and asked nicely. Nothing says…

Hey everyone, how are you all tonight?

Is Miley saying she no longer wants the best of both worlds?

I was working as a cocktail waitress in a topless bar, and it was exactly as tedious, gross, and demoralizing as you would imagine it to be. One night, I went to close out a table of older men, and when they started talking in front of me about what to tip me. One of them turned to me and said “Honey, here’s a tip for…

Gen X is pretty terrible though. 

Doing housework as a quid pro quo for sex is both sad and an unfortunate over-simplification. However, if a guy is unhappy because his spouse doesn’t seem as interested in sexy fun times as they used to be, picking up a mop or a disrag isn’t a bad place to start.

Film snobs. I work in VFX and having a guy berate my life’s work (“yeah motherfucker, I know these are cheesy movies, but fucking relax...”) was way too insufferable. He was a film student (rolls eyes)

Can we get a list of deal sealers as well? (Ugh. Now that I type that, I realize there probably isn’t a good way to state that without probably resorting to cliches.)

This isn’t the “tell us about what a good person you are” deal breakers thread this is the “petty” deal breakers thread. Gird your loins - this is not the space for people to show their best selves!

This one is easy: Treating servers\retail people\delivery people...anybody who serves the public...like personal servants to be insulted and abused. I don’t care how nice you may be to me. If you can’t treat another human being who is doing an often thankless job with common decency, that to me signals a serious…

A couple of years ago I ran through a string (3) of men that were unable to drive front facing into a parking slot. They backed into every slot. I questioned them and they said the same thing, “Makes for a quick get away.” All three turned out to be obsessive control freaks. Now if a man backs in, even one time, he’s…

I live with and have been with my boyfriend for three years now. So some dealbreakers can be fixed but y’all... it was a doozie.

Dumped a guy over his heavy Boston accent. I just couldn’t handle the way he would talk during sex, saying “Oh my gawd, ya tits are ahwsome!”. It was like banging Ted.

I’m very interested in hearing your thoughts on the use of the third walker behind the Night King as a metaphor for the gig economy. 

Special guest writer: Todd Akin!

I’d say my husband for his part thinks he is an equal partner but he does not see the mental load at all. He also would be fine with our kids never being in an extra curricular, never going to a playdate or having a friend outside of our walls, not having gifts for birthdays/holidays, and no parties for anything, and…

What is dead may never die, eh?

Ghost’s gettin’ a spinoff!

If they ask you if you’re married, just say “are you proposing? because I accept! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!”