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“This was especially noticeable in Age of Ultron, where Black Widow’s primary source of conflict was feeling like a monster because she couldn’t have children”

Still not as bad as 1995's Power of the Force 2 “Monkey Leia:

My first thought:

Holy shit, man. It looks like Eric Idle in drag.

he opened his mouth SAID “AVENGERS” and the movie immediately cut to the credits.

Yeah, like, I kept worrying during that fight that he would suddenly show up, grab the saber, and just take over the movie from that point on. I love Luke, but that movie was about Rey, Finn, and Kylo and needed to stay that way during the fight.

Banning humans overall seems ideal tbqhf

No, the thing I want to ban remains the same: Humans driving.

Well, Mace Windu was a high-ranking Jedi master. That makes him roughly equivalent to a 20th level Monk in my mind, and thus capable of falling any distance as long as he’s within arm’s reach of a wall.

I can see it now. The rebels Ezra and kanan will be cornered on a star drstroyer. Then suddenly a flash of purple and they will see a hard figure emerge and he will say. “I’m tired of all these nerf herding sith on my nerf herding plane!”

Yeah, but you’re not Samuel L. Motherfucking Jackson. Reality doesn’t reshape itself because it fears you, like it does for him.

Mace mother fuckin Windu can’t be killed by something so mundane as fall damage.

At a Marvel movie yes. DC is lucky to get me to sit through the whole film.

They kicked their universe off with two shitty movies and tons of bad word of mouth?

“Whatever Marvel is doing, it clearly works. Let's do the opposite in every way."

This show apparently has a way to go before it achieves the gritty realism of the Adam West series.

Maybe what Bob is trying to say is that he’ll make an Indiana Jones reboot robot.

“It’s a reboot. With a continuation. A retinuation... a conboot... Look, I don’t KNOW, OK? We’d be more than happy to just focus all our efforts on Star Wars right now, but you people keep wanting the adventures of an archaeologist. We’ll make SOMETHING, geez. Get off my back.”

Yeah, he wasn’t evil at all in the prequels

Casting for the film continues, with Beasts of No Nation’s Abraham Attah joining the cast in another undisclosed role