It’s non-Euclidean screenwriting. Like Dreams In The Witch-House up in this place.

They must already be running low on three letter/one syllable names that aren’t currently used on Earth. “Hi, I’m Ted-El. This is my grandfather Ben-El and my grandmother Jan-El.”

I’m afraid not even butts can save this quagmire

I just read the synopsis and I have no idea what’s going on.

Unsafe at any speed:

No invisible jet? I did not see that coming.

The fuck did I just watch?

I’m still confused about the lack of Noomi.

Because it’s the job of every prequel to give you answers to questions you didn’t care about, like how taxation on galactic trade routes led to the rise of the Empire, and how Wolverine got that jacket he wore in X-men, and look at that little tyke... he’s the guy that’s in the background of the Mos Eisley Cantina.

Honestly, that is horrible news if it’s true.

Uuuuuuuuugh.

Text bubbles... of course!

“Ah, a tasty morsel.”

Two drunks are stumbling home from the bar one night, and decide to take a shortcut through the zoo. As they pass the lion cage, the lion roars loudly at them. One drunk says “Let’s get out of here!” The other drunk replies “You go if you want, I’m going to stay for the movie.”

The woman fronted a band with Superman as her bass player. If that’s not qualification, I don’t know what is. :P

See I’ve never had a problem with the new Mystique. Ever since First Class, the Mystique of the movies has never been the Mystique of the comics. Her arc starts differently, has progressed differently, and is probably going to keep progressing differently (though I’ll still be very surprised if Scott isn’t the field…

At one point in the film, Jean, Cyclops and Nightcrawler go to see Return of the Jedi. Jean walks out and says “The third film is always the worst.”

I’m sorry, but Ben Kingsley as Actual Drunk Actor Trevor Slattery was amazing. If you don’t love Trevor Slattery, you’re wrong.