This article was the semi grownup equivalent to a shin kick on the playground.

Waiting for the Mitch Winehouse posthumous duets. With CGI videos.

I already knew by your first sentence I would say Weezer, so, Weezer. I would rather have a blast of right to the point creativity 45min long than 2hrs of noodling around. But that's just the punk left over in me talking. The problem with this particular 45min. is that most of it is not anything Ms. Winehouse would…

They were trying to protect America from Drake.

Didn't Always Sunny do this already and rickety bin laden kicked everyone's ass but the garbageman?

Capitalism, by its very nature, wants to find a way to profit from the fear.

How are we to know this isn't already happening?

You know what they say, "If the Gilmore Girls can't get you laid, you can't get laid."

I will have to check out this endgame, sounds good with or without Ms. isabelle.

The Bravery? Oh, you mean SKAbba the Hut

A United Audio Visual Club Front. Dare we dream, the impossible dream?

I doubt Moynihan has anymore delusions of having to develop that character much further.

I think someone is jealous of Nikki Finke.

I want an anti-Lowes ad now, featuring Tebow Tebowing in a mosque.

As an American, you know the real kind. I decide How Canadian is spelled and today it is Canadien. Tomorrow it may be Candidium if you don't watch out.

Oh, now. Klansmen aren't the only ones who shop at Lowes. I think they can get everything but the lumber from walmart.

I think I can hear that eerie clicking now.

When you consider the demographic that by and large shops at Lowes, not a big surprise. On a not really related note, anyone ever watch the Canadien show, "Little Mosque On The Prairie"?

I am probably wrong here, cause I just don't care that much, but if recall, They had a cert. platinum and a couple of golds in the U.S. and that's from when people were still buying music. So, success sure, sort of, sort of not. The whole point is never matched the hype. I don't think they would have ever been noticed…

See, even then I don't think, they deserve much credit for that either. There were much more credible bands in that genre that were coming up independently from Strokes. I still feel it was mainly due to a calculated marketing decision that they would get the big industry push. I am sure being New York based had…