Let me guess, it's not called the Muppet Show Already Went There.

Bro, true story,  that reminds me of the time I accidentally called my friend Roosevelt, "Franklin".

But can you play with it? Wasn't it called "the unforgettable fire" back in the day?

When I first saw the headline my mind thought "jeff buckley,drowned" "headline includes word Surfaces, must make joke now"

Can you imagine the nightmare train wreck that would be? I don't think even the muppets could pull that off without it looking real friggin' ugly.

When's Lohan gonna play Poison Ivy?

So, there needs to be an angry black muppet to balance things out.  Tyrone? Denzel?

"Reptilian Vent?"

Re-animator is okay, but I think Lovecraft's original is better, you might not have ever heard of it though, Herbert West, Re-Animator.

I was thinking Ace Frehley's "Snowblind" but maybe that would better serve the inevitable "shits getting out of hand" scene.

I think I shall go with old school Chuck Taylor's, american made cause there just so authentic, Girbaud, sailor striped long sleeve and a thrift store Leather.

Way to much intelligence and personality in those eyes for it to be Michael Cera. If the eyes were just two black holes peering in upon an endless black void of incredible luck and self awareness, I would buy it.

So, I guess you have to be semi popular or a hipster flavor of the moment to "bring back" something?

Yes, like change it to Harry Anus or something.

The very first thing I thought seeing this article was I wonder if it is anything like Jack Frost?

Bebop deshoobadadoobie ickitydickdak wow.

Clarence Walker is free.

In reality, there are no winners here. Not them, Not the Fasciitus, Not us.

An interview with Bourdain anymore is kind of reminding me of interviews with Anton Newcombe. I will leave it at that, for now.

Years ago I had dreamed of opening "Surly Burger". Our catch phrase would have been "I gots your burger right here ,pal."