It started even before they got all paranoid and ambushed and massacred a wagon train of families in the 1850s and tried to cover it up?

The campaign theme song will be Soul Soldier. They can't lose.

Why on earth would you ever hear his music unless you wanted to.

AND not one mention of Weird Al's Dawesome run.

Yes, fail. But I think the bigger fail is writing a tedious column AND no editor carving it down to a manageable size.

less  than 1% percent is what the manufacturer strives for but there are variables like the amount of available sugars to ferment and fermentation times. Each batch needs to be tested before and after with a hydrometer to determine the amount of alcohol present or it can be tested at final inspection with a…

Article too long to do more than skim over but I think that Led Zeppelin and The Beatles are often lazy answers given by people who can't be bothered to actually think for themselves. I might have missed it but no mention of The Who? My Generation, Sell Out, A Quick one, Tommy, Live at Leeds, Who's Next, Quadrophenia?…

I think you were asking me to get your GF's little sister drunk and and make sweet sweet love to her.

Drie Hund Nacht.

its true

Well, no one ever said heroin makes you smart.

Hey, Do you like getting ripped off? Then have I got a deal for you!

Yeah, I saw some clips of her some years back performing in concert and she is a consummate showman, showwoman, showputteronner? I also remember her from when I would go to the grandparents at an even younger age and she would be performing on some show or another with Porter Waggoner. I remember even then thinking…

Especially if you have a someone beat boxing it for you.

The Who's "I Can See For Kilometers".

I was pretty young when Rhinestone came out but just old enough to find something about Dolly strangely likable, Not sure but I think it might have been her enormous breasts. Today, I know she is a fine singer and quite talented songwriter, with enormous breasts.

I wish the lyrics had used the metric system instead of standard measurement. You know, so I could chuckle every time the singer lets his lady friend know that he plans on giving her every centimeter of his love. Dammit Englishmen! Use English words when rocking and rolling.

A language is dead when no new words are added to it. Or something like that. Or meaning it no longer evolves so the meanings of words never change. Latin is dead but people can still read and speak it and I believe it is used in the medical field for that very reason. Or something.

Gee, what type of animal's penis will he eat next? Oh, and Kombucha is crazy popular out here and it does have small amounts of alcohol in it. Sometimes enough sneaks into it that it has to be pulled from store shelves.

I much prefer "Oscar"