New Idea "The Super Cops and Friends"

So disappointed that the album isn't named Ten$ion$. Oh, never mind.

"I totally get what they're doing"

I am going to wait until the Porn industry comes out with an "Occupy" series of human behavioral  studies.

She is the only other person in the world who can stand Rosie O'Donnell besides Rosie's woman so……..

-Wesley, my dear boy, come here. You've been an ensign on this ship for several years now, and I believe it's time that you learn the truth.Wesley, word around the Enterprise is that your mother-yes, yes, the lovely Dr. Beverly Crusher-likes it hard.
Oh! Initially, I refused to believe it myself! But so many…

But she was no good Cincinnati prostitute, she.

I just want all of you to know that Felicia Day gives me such a boner. I am going to go find her now and connubially fuse over and over again, vigorously.

They weren't? AARRGH! I have a refrigerator full of coke for nothing..

Any former mayor of Cincinnati knows better than to pay prostitutes by check.

You don't have to imagine it. I just did. Also, thanks nothing for causing me to remember Another Stakeout.

Take that Arsenio, not even the worst.

CHARLI was based on me, I am a retard.

Gawd that ending depressed me. The movie needed to end at the point that "Kaufman" is singing "Happy Together" to his dying brother. I like to imagine it is Nick Cage singing to his own dying self, That is an inspirational ending.

Seriously, who?

When I saw Attack The Block the first time, I remember thinking to myself how this was okay but wouldn't it be even better if their was a big splashy American remake with someone really cool like Chris Brown in it.

This is just great. Opens up a spot for a moron real life superhero wannabe Phoenix Jones reality show.

The Descent. Adaptation. A Simple Plan.

I love Ben Folds but even seeing his image in ads for that reality singing competition hurt me on the inside.

Barehanded.