Out of curiosity, what % of gun owners do you think end up doing stuff like this? Because if your logic is “everyone is safe with ______ until they’re not”, then we can apply that to a lot of different things.

WHO ARE ALL OF YOU TERRIFYING PEOPLE WHO WOULD LIE ABOUT HAVING GUNS IN THEIR HOUSE TO PEOPLE WHO ARE WORRIED ABOUT THEIR CHILDREN PLAYING THERE??? This is seriously the most fucking insane thing I have ever heard. What is WRONG with you??? Why is your love for guns more important than allowing those who dislike guns…

Trampolines pose a greater risk of death?

See, when you entrust your kids to someone’s home, it becomes your business.

Im pretty sure youre trolling.

I know plenty of gun owners who appreciate being asked things like that. Usually they will happily show you what their safety mechanisms are for protecting their kid if they truly give a shit. It’s up to her if she doesn’t feel safe where kids might be around unlocked guns (she specified unlocked. Personally, my…

She couldn’t win at Candyland even if she was coached by a five year old and cheated.

Sarah Palin want to leave the UN? Does she realize how much of an advantage the US gets from its de facto leadership? HAS SHE EVER PLAYED CIVILIZATION?

Hey, Tay Tay. Welcome to the Tribe. See you at Rosh Ha Shona services?

That’s pretty bad. But is it as bad as any of these?

But DBS is objectively the best shark movie of all time so...

*spfft!* Fucking Wooly Bully. And I can see by the number of hilariously butthurt nerve-pinches in these replies that we are TOTALLY RIGHT, because the drooling masses have no fucking taste.

omg hahahah “I ATE YOUR ANCESTORS/THE OCEAN IS HAUNTED”

It was SUPPOSED to be shitty, though. A childish song for a childish movie, now held up as a classic by childish adults.

Man, that movie was probably the worst movie I’ve seen in the last two decades. “The sharks have become so smart that they’re trying to sink the whole compound in order to get past the titanium fences!” What the fuck, you guys?

Man, the original still gets me jacked. One of my favorite songs on my playlists at the gym.

‘rapey’?

Get out.

I’m disappointed they didn’t use this.

I don’t love it, but it’s better than bad lyrics over stolen horn licks from Huey Lewis and The News.