It’s weird that a dutch person couldn’t pronounce a German word though.

When my mother was dying I wrote a satirical obit for her. She loved it so much she said I should publish it after she died. I actually got a call from the LA Times obit people wanting to know if it was on the level before they published it.

Yeah, like it’s not MORE concerning to clients to come in one day and find someone gone with no explanation??

Sit by the fire, my child, and let me tell you the terrible tales of the great taco famine of aught six.

He has sexual appeal to me and I don’t care. I have unabashedly been a Franco Fan since the days of Freaks and Geeks and I will never stop. Come at me!

“24-hr Trump sucker”

ewwwww, sounds like something that would only live in the shadows of truckstops....

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

“He tasted offal”- The Homeless

The sooner the idea of the arena “Kiss Cam” dies in a fire, the happier I will be.

Here lies Sipowitz. He was Ripa-d in half.

I’m the same way. Underwear (and especially bras-my boobs are huge and bras are important) is just functional for me. I mean, more power to you if you feel sexy due to/in your underwear. Just not my thing.

The damn picture doesn’t want to post.

I was reading Bitch Planet and I just fell in love with it. It’s about a futuristic prison for women who are non-compliant. They don’t look or act the way men want. My favorite scene is one that features a character name Penny Rolle. In the scene, they ar trying to show her ideal self. It doesn’t work out the way they…

eh. I’m super worried by the trend of Men demanding anal from women and demeaning women and choking women, and its not like that stuff didn’t exist before porn, but because even mainstream porn has brutal anal and women choking on dicks, men are now growing up thinking that that is a normal part of sex and women are…

Seriously, my first thought in this new nonsense?
She started taking some insufferable acting class, this is her “performance art” result. (pukes in aesthetic allergia)

Yeah, pretty rich considering her earlier songs about some harlot who took her man.

Beyonce- a married woman who’s only ever been with one guy publicly- is slut shamed more than Taylor. Rihanna is in a corner laughing her head off. Miley Cyrus’s eyes have rolled out of her head. Kesha’s jaw is on the floor.

NOPE, he will always be the creepy priest that de-eyed Xander.

My mom yells, “This porridge is too hot!” during the first David showing. Then, “This porridge is too cold!” during the next.

No! NOT NATHAN FILLION! WHY WOULD HE TAINT HIMSELF.