I love how she claims she never watched the show before she was on it. Right, bitch.

I always think of this vid:

Really? I watched it and I was so turned off by everyone that idk if I’m going to tune in again. They’re all despicable and not in an entertaining way.

Yes, and you get the feeling that she thinks she's being clever. But it's just mean.

You are right about Patricia. She isn’t snarky in a fun way. She’s mean and classist.

I love Southern Charm. In the first season I enjoyed the little hits of Patricia. But after last season I can’t stand her. She just seems so snobby, but not in a fun way. Not sure if she changed from the first season, or just my perception of her.

She brings so little to the table that she had to get breasts just to have something to bring to the table.

Her make up IS bad—but her wardrobe always seems so fun!

OK, that is true, there is no one to like on Southern Charm. But I watch it with the same outlook as I do with Pump Rules: these people are all idiots and I enjoy the schadenfreude of watching them fuck up their lives. Also I’m ashamed to say it but I’d totally fuck Craig.

And she is trying to have that affect that Patricia has, the slow, Southern drawl. But when Landon does it, she sounds like she went to get a cavity filled and the Novocaine hasn’t worn off.

My takeaway was “invisibilized”.

I think we’ve all come to realize that some people really, really, really want to be offended. Constantly.

whatever

I think you really have to want it to be offended by this one.

I watched 13 hours of VR on Saturday because my jerk friends got me hooked on it. Let me just say, Tom could’ve used some coke that time it took him a week and a half to incorrectly put together an Ikea coffee table.

On the other hand, why even ask her the question? If you want tips on how to date sketchy Russian oligarchs, now that’s another story...

“what i’m saying is, she doesn’t need a crane to leave her house”

In Europe you could own a cheese shop. Only Americans insist on the closet thing.

It metric, you have 2 dekacats.

Same only I’m over 50. I’m thinking crawlspace for me.