There you are!

Shuddenly, I remembered my Charlemagne.

YOU CAN BE DOMINICAN OR BLACK BUT YOU CAN NOT BE A BLACK DOMINICAN, THAT IS INSANE. DOES NOT COMPUTE. BE-BOOP-BEEP.

My goodness dude, you sure do live up to yer username. I love it!

She’s so....UNBREAKABLE!!! She’s alive, damnit, IT’S A MIRACLE!!!

This just made my day.

speaking of:

I know. I’m as liberal as they come but I can’t stop believing that Megyn is just Princess Leia in the gold bikini to Roger Ailes’ Jabba. Like, if we liberated her she’d be so great.

that was a menacing turkey

Him running down the hall is EVERYTHING.

The ostrich at 2:59 is my favorite. “Hello there! Nice tie you’ve got!”

She still looks less foolish than the one who interviewed Flossie Dickey.

Reporters with animals is always a treasure.

In religious or secular groups that reject conventional medicine, women and children always pay the highest price.

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

Your friend who is depressed is lucky to have you in her corner.