Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could somehow capture internet rage and use it as a renewable energy source? We could eliminate fossil fuel for a generation using the fury over Banks, Bieber and Iggy Azalea alone. With the belching flames of anger both from and in response to Donald Trump? We’d power the world for…

This. The only difference I see between the church culture I grew up in and the Outrage Culture we’ve been building and fortifying for the last 20 years or so is that one insists on the divinity of Jesus and the other insists on the infallibility of its interpretation of complex cultural exchanges. In either camp,…

(I’m also the white half of an interracial marriage. My wife can go on a real tear that, were it not in jest, scare the crap out of me. But instead of getting amped up on outrage, I let her indulge her very sick sense of humor; Sometimes, I have a laugh. Sometimes I just listen. Oh, and unlike Azealia, my wife…

How dare your wife conduct her life according to her own experiences and tastes, rather than the tenets of The Outrage MachineTM. How dare she.

Not saying it’s right. Just saying the print outfits are struggling to provide content while paying writers and photographers to produce it. They prob added previously posted/published content to give the illusion of more-for-the-money.

You make an excellent and legitimate point.

I watched it. Tom’s nostrils don’t benefit from that kind of HD. Neither do mine, but that’s not going to happen...

Welp, now I’m gonna have to watch the video. *takes deep breath*

That photo of Jax is terrifying.

I’m sorry. I love someone with depression and wouldn’t wish on someone I hated.

I agree that the terms are interchangeable.

Well, it could get a little dicey if I ever get a hankering for tuna...

We should keep our shriveled crone faces and hideous bods shrouded. Someone should think about the children... and everyone in the world, I suppose.

And then there’s the recurring joke: If you put a turban on her she’d make a handsome boy!

Marry me.

I’m fat and over 40.

My spouse deliberately stunts like hell to keep from doing the dishes. I tell her that knives with wooden handles are hand washed. She puts them in the dishwasher constantly. Which destroys them slowly.

I dunno. Coco looks very well cared for. It looks like she consulted with a team of stylists before heading to the salon.

Oh no. Because showing women that size in fashionable clothing might burn the eyeballs of men who think anyone who isn’t masturbation material needs to put on a mumu, sit in the corner, and cry over the many boners they’ll miss out on by being disgusting and lazy.

Tangent: just yesterday I was watching a video by The Young Turks about the networks refusing to air the LB lingerie ads.