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Gun violence restraining orders are a measure with general acceptance from conservatives. Opening up the national instant check system to the public would also help close the “gun show loophole” that we keep hearing about.

That’ll...show them?

Yeah, they’re all pretty evil.

To be fair, “I vow to crush Congress beneath a mountain” probably polls pretty well.

Are they confused because their home country is a lawless shithole, or...?

Again, the number of those shootings that were actually justified would be a useful number.

Given how relatively strong the guns for hire are in terms of characterization, I think they were criminally underused for the ending. I was all set for a “power-of-friendship” type conclusion where Hope County rises up and topples the cult once and for all, but instead we get a total downer of an ending.

I’m not giving up my rights because you made a mistake.

Well, I guess this is a little more sympathetic than the cocaine smuggler.

So basically your entire argument is a tweet from one media executive?

Which is why Afghanistan was conquered and rebuilt so quickly and easily.

Fun fact: the average age of the March for Our Lives protesters was 49:

OK, but what were his political aims?

What were his goals?

What kind of monster forces someone to make them a pita sandwich at 3 in the morning?

I presume in this case there is some sort of retired law enforcement officer rule to have a CCW permit in NY.

I have this theory that Hamilton Nolan doesn’t actually exist, and that Splinter is just using writing samples from internship applicants under the same pseudonym.

Yeah, I said it was a shithole.

They must be coming from a real shithole to travel 2,000 miles to escape it.