More like “I paid a fortune for disssss.”

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a thing.

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

The African American makeup artist who did my makeup via sephora card (wedding makeup on the cheap!) did the HELL out of my makeup, and I am one pasty bitch, as in “we are literally in a Sephora and there are only two brands that come close to making concealer and foundation for Irish ghosts” but she found the right…

> She’s very blame-y.

I mean, they aren’t tucked into a corner booth in a dimly lit diner confiding in each other. She’s at work.

Because Terry Richardson, the photographer, still sees the world through a 1990’s porn lens so all of his pictures look like stills from poorly produced 1990’s porn in which the “stars” are underage victims of human trafficking.

I couldn’t give a hoot’s toot whether Kim identifies as feminist or not. I mean, good for her, but still. Whatever.

Feminism, Terry Richardson Style

Har har big black dick is hilarious, always glad to be reminded my huge, black, scary genitals are a punch line. Gotta love that white comedy for white people

So, she’s still racist and gross but she’s thin now & got a haircut, so it’s all good?

The only reason she speaks racist terms is because she is highly un-funny and needs the shock-value to get attention.

She is vile.

Why the hell does he even care about his dirty but otherwise empty dish being cleared away? Why does he *want* that thing in front of him? Seriously? I have no problem with servers pre-bussing. I always figured it wasn’t to get me out the door quicker, but to increase the chance I’ll order dessert and give them an…

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

Thanks! I have to get off jezebel. I keep getting sucked into this place and I need to do better.

Y’ALL HAVE GOT TO STOP WITH THE AUTOPLAY ADS. People are at work! I rush over to mute the speaker, yet these videos somehow UNMUTE themselves. I click mute, a second later it unmutes, repeat. It’s creepy.

So the second Bruce becomes Caitlin, she is pitted against other women in a beauty battle. Welcome to the wonderful world of being a woman, where society doesn’t allow you to have healthy, supportive relationships with other women.

Why do you love this? I am asking seriously. Kris Jenner may not be the most honorable woman in the world, but it’s not like Caitlyn Jenner is a saint either. They’re both just people. And I would think someone who finally became the woman she was all along would not be down with the prettiness contest the rest of us…

Is this supposed to be some sort of adoring gaze? My dog looks at me like this when I put him in the bathtub.

The article says he’s an attorney, plus he’s communicating with media, which tells me he’s not some random isolated farmer in the countryside. And he’s offering livestock for the teen daughter of one of the most powerful men on the planet. No. Dude is a delusional creeper. This is like 42-year-old me offering five…