Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

I think a lot of us ~millenials~ are realising that casual sex =/= quality sex

Hero? She had an awkward moment with some dude at a party. She’s not Harriet fucking Tubman.

Yeah, this is always the “tone” argument. If you were just nicer, maybe we’d respect you. I bring this up whenever someone tells me to “calm down” when I’m talking about feminism, and more than not, I’m speaking at the same volume as the men do during their arguments and discussions. But the perception is that I’m…

Vickie Gunvalson.

This is why my indian husband asks me to deal with everything, essentially. I sold his car for him because no one would contact him. I got us our apartment. The same people who would take months getting back to him on Zillow contacted me same day. Possible caterers for our wedding would not respond to his inquiries…

Fuck that. If you don’t make enough money, that’s between you and your employer. I understand the servers get a lower minimum wage, and I think that’s bullshit. That said, I see no reason to pay more than the price on the menu. “Well, they’re giving you service.” That’s their job. I’m not asking for any special…

You’re right, tipping shouldn’t be a thing. Companies should just pay their employees a decent wage.

I want this to become a thing. Just a general expression of rage at another person with a slight promise of revenge. “Excuse me, are you going through the ten items or less line with 50 cans of cat food? Fuckin Watermelons Comin”

Is Jezebel turning into the “girl” version of BroBible or something? Ick.

You didn’t put “because I’m a gold digger and he is a billionaire” in the survey?

Every time Gawker fails to warn me that a link leads to Jezebel, I end up wondering what fucking insane universe I've fallen into in the comments. And then I look at the link and see "Jezebel.com" and realize what happened.

According to the documents I have seen there were no signs upon a medical examination that would say rape. They are married. The wife was said to be excited and happy whenever he would come to see her. And you folks want to prosecute this woman’s husband who by all accounts was a good man and good husband? Really? WTF…

Yeah, it seems like he is defining black in a way that only suits his argument.

I was speaking of the hypothetical remake, not the original.

“But the deck is still stacked in favor of those at the top.”

How are we going to handle this without Jon Stewart? I am alone and afraid.

I don’t understand. How do windows keep them safe?