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The Double Secret Super Unwritten Rules say no penalty for a game-winning walkoff for a team needing a win and came back twice late in the game. And I say that as a Phillies fan. Also, fuck you Edubray Ramos and Jeanmar Gomez. Blew a 3-run lead in the 9th and a 2-run lead in the 11th. Christ, the Mets can bat flip all

Now Johnny Unitas, there's a haircut you could set your watch to.

Totally thought this article was going to be about Jose Bautista's computer savvy progeny taking aim at their dad's critics.

Of course he picked it up. It's his contract extension.

He's flopping

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

TURN YOUR CAPS LOCK OFF, BLESSINGS.

Reports are surfacing that upon being arrested, Knoblauch threw a fit. Unfortunately, it hit an elderly woman in the third row.

Rebuttal:

Could have been worse

If this is the honest version then why is Michael Jordan tipping?

You should say it a third time just to make sure it's clear.

Cast Danny McBride as the Conditioning Coach and I'm there.

You gotta get Danny McBride in there somewhere!

Add Will Ferrell as a competing southern ex-NFL coach and I'd watch an entire movie of that.