I...would watch that.

I think his studio was in LA, though.

This misconception always irked me. Coffee and tea are both essentially flavored water. You are drinking water.

Yeah, he’s always seemed like he considers himself a very Serious Actor. I think he’s just offended that people are interpreting parts of his performance in ways he didn’t intend.

I followed someone’s advice and simply fast forwarded through the Julie parts.

Ah, in that case I’d reply the white t-shirt has been ruined for everyone and for all eternity by Marlon Brando in Streetcar.

1. Those are boys.

What the fuck is Ready Player One

I would love Adrienne to win—girl power! [holds up peace sign]—but they both deserve it and I’d be fine either way.

I mean, do ocean fish and mammals not shit? Aren’t all fish basically swimming in diluted shit?

Lol why

I mean I guess if I paid thousands of dollars for tits I’d want to show them off too.

Exactly

I mean, as long as we’re correcting we should get it right: “la mort réelle.”

I’m terrified of pregnancy and childbirth, and I have to say that song did not help.

- As I mentioned last week, I visited Telluride last year after New Year’s and even stayed at the New Sheridan where the Quickfire took place. Very cool.

This is purely for the social media attention. Can you picture this happening in the pre-Facebook age? Remember the days before every fucking meal was worthy of being recorded for posterity? ( I’m still slightly bitter from being wheedled by my friend into taking 10 photos of her with her food [a fucking SALAD] in a…

Agreed, Winslet was best known for playing an upper-class beauty who was way out of Jack’s league as far as societal norms were concerned.

Attractiveness is so subjective. I don’t think Ryan Reynolds is attractive at all. Like, at ALL. And I thought Colin Firth was very attractive in BJD—more than Hugh Grant’s character, for sure. I think the idea that I find Firth more attractive because he’s somehow more “attainable” is incredibly condescending and…

Daniel Day Lewis won an Oscar for playing an iconic American. ::shrug::