Yesss, looking forward to this column. My number one would be When Harry Met Sally, of course, and I also love the other two thirds of the Nora Ephron trifecta, Sleepless in Seattle and You’ve Got Mail. (I think the latter is one of the reasons I ended up in New York City.)

I adore Kate Winslet, but Zellweger was absolutely perfect in this.

I love coconuts and I love sex. Why are you trying to ruin things for me, Mike Vago?!

I was laughing to the point of tears from the beginning to the end of “I’m Just a Boy in Love” even though I knew it was coming from the promo photos for this episode!

So this is kind of snarky, but since the reviewer mentioned it more than once I don’t feel as bad...but re: Padma, with the “ADR’d” lines. This has been a constant throughout Top Chef, it was just more obvious than usual last night. Look, she’s obviously incredibly gorgeous, and unlike some, I do think she knows her…

If Brother wins, so help me god...

To be fair, The Night Of was indeed very boring.

My boyfriend loves slope style skiing so I recognized Gus Kenworthy, one of the best. I love a good dumb pun, but I know from his Instagram that he can do better than that.

The park/pork pun can die in a fire asap please, thank you.

I don’t think it could quite be called cheating/sabotage, but Brother not telling Tu where the plastic wrap was (it was on Brother’s station, so why would Tu look there?) was a super dick move considering it was an essential tool for the technique Tu was using. I liked Brother at first but his true colors have really…

“Sad,” is all I have the energy to say.

Jesus Christ, I’m sorry.

Ben Roethlisberger is a rapist and still plays for the Steelers to great acclaim and piles of money. People in Pittsburgh (my hometown) fucking worship him. I get nauseated every time I visit my parents for the holidays and my dad is watching that shit on TV. I can’t even be in the same room, especially with all the…

So every time you buy a bacon cheeseburger or some chicken wings, you’re a whore.

Kyle MacLachlan should have won and Twin Peaks: The Return should have been nominated for things and won them.

Kyle MacLachlan should have won and Twin Peaks: The Return should have been nominated for things and won them.

I just want to applaud the exemplary choice of header photo here.

They were in Estes Park. The Telluride photo is just a promo image so far; they haven’t been there yet.

Hidden Fences

The casting of Peter Jackson’s trilogy was nearly perfect, would be extremely difficult to match, let alone improve upon. However, I’ll be delighted if Amazon proves me wrong.