It apparently distracted my dad as he wanted them turned off, but he never claimed it was illegal.

It was (obviously wrongly) explained to me as “you might be hesitant to slam on the brakes in an emergency.”

There are 30 year olds who can’t navigate mature consensual relationships and/or have disordered manipulative relatiohsips with others, whether sexual or emotional.

what?

Fraud is only fraud if your lawyer can’t get you out of it.

Let them all drink horse cum!

Donald Trump saying that “facts don’t matter” to Democrats is hilarious, though. I can only imagine his next tweet:

Things like this are what really grate on me. Trump’s a thin-skinned narcissistic jackass with the personality of a cranky, spoiled toddler: we get that. That was proven long, long before he was president, long before he was a candidate, long before he was chief birther.

I'm generally anti-drug testing, unless you're my surgeon. But these lawmakers screech about welfare queens living off the taxpayer teat. Well so are they! And the states that have implemented welfare drug screening have found it to be more expensive than it is worth. 

Unless I’m misreading Kesha didn’t tell anyone Dr. Luke raped Perry. Another party brought it up in the presence of Gaga and Kesha. 

Well, the Nazis probably would have stayed home if they didn’t have police protection to count on. Which would have been better for everybody.

I *immediately* thought of the bruh who...erm... “changed” his name to “Black Conservative”.

Fake news. Kim is honorable man

Let’s play a game.

You sound like an IT director.