If you don’t want more bad news in your life, I’d stay away from anything German. 

“ And that’s why I want you to avoid an old German car that might end up laid up in the shop too often” for a new German car that might end up laid up in the shop too often. 

Steve, so sorry about your diagnosis and good luck on your upcoming battle to remission, its a long road but you will make it through.

Sounds like he just described a convertible Saab.

Hasn’t he already suffered enough?!

Wishing you and your family strength. Beat that shit and live long.

Anyone else get hit really hard by this statement? It’s like I just got smacked in the face with a sack of fresh cut onions.

I’m sorry Steve. I have a Datsun 710 and a classic Mini Cooper if you are interested in either. I’m in San Jose as well. 

Are you the guy trying to sell the non-running PT Cruiser from the NPoCP this morning?

I think Torch hit it on the head there.

Hey... don’t go bad-mouthing fried-chicken.

This is... awesome? Horrifying? More Kentucky than fried chicken? 

1986 Mercury Topaz.

I like the stance of the Whiskey Tribe (checkout their YouTube videos if you haven’t before:)

Just I myself drink about 2 to 3 gallon of water a day

since all booze tastes better with a little dilution.

so it’s a water stone

A bottle of crown royal will (should) warm any man’s heart.

man here: please send me all your laphroaig 10s

They also come in oddly specific designs. I chill my booze with a tiny ice Death Star, and it never fails to make me smile.