Aziz Ansari once took me on a date to Applebees. #metoo

I can sort of understand this idea that everything seemed ok and then all of a sudden it wasn’t, but I also have very little patience for it. It’s really an expression of how comfortable your existence was until you were forced to look at what had been going on in our country for a long time. I dunno, I get that mine…

alternative headline, “GQ Finally Gets Joke.”

Well, I did, but that was just coincidence.

Sounds like there were artistic differences between these actresses and Franco. Everyone knows you can’t make art without titties. Look at our most celebrated paintings and what do you see? Titties. Also Jesus, but maybe he was playing that part himself.

Cryptocurrency: the last refuge of a scoundrel.

Cheat sheet:

Yeah, and in a just world, those assholes would have to use Kinja.

I mean the truth is, if you’re 25 or older and you can’t find ANYTHING in your past that someone somewhere could be hurt by or even had their lives changed by then you are not seeing yourself clearly. I’m not limiting this to the sexual arena. We all make mistakes, we all change, we all get hurt and we all hurt…

False rape convictions are obviously horrible, but from what I’ve seen, they don’t usually occur because a woman pretended to be raped when she wasn’t. They generally happen because a woman actually was raped and the police grabbed the closest random black guy or white guy with a criminal record they could to pin it…

I’m not saying his very existence was definitely holding the entire world together, but the evidence is compelling.

He died 2 years ago, not one.

No gorillas. Sad!

“A lot of important and huge people have told me that this movie is sad and not good.”

Yet another judgy response to a comment I made on a story about people airing their ostensibly personal business on a public forum. Why shouldn’t I want more details? I’m not one of these “oh, I know what happened” type of people. I don’t have an agenda that compels me to fill in the gaps with the narrative I’m…

If you’re going to put on a show, I have every right to be critical of it for being overly enigmatic.

I think everyone else on this thread missed your Jack in the Box e. coli reference. Probably because that happened like 25 years ago.  

I’m sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but....

Yay, I scored a perfect 20 for 20—missed every single one of these movies. To be fair, a handful of these are still in theaters, so I still have some missing left to do.

You’re not good at sarcasm, or humour of any type are you. Another humourless “Well actually” self-important cunt like this place is being infested with lately.